So part of the scary big brother computer thing is that I can see what devices people use to access my blog (seriously there has to be a better word than blog, the word "blog" just sounds stupid. Like a big gooey mass or that 1958 movie "The Blob" with the big gooey mass that ate a whole town and I don't want my words to destroy a whole town (watch it or you're not a real person,harsh but it's a classic and shame on you if you haven't seen, or if you have "that's cool").
Any who, my stats break down like this (I made a really cool pie graph, but blogger (big gooey masser) likes to mess up my plans):
40% Use Windows
20% Use Macintosh
15% Use BlackBerrys ( If this was a pie chart it would be blackberry, don't get me wrong Apple (hehe) is good, but I'm in the mood to stain my teeth)
10% Use iPhones (oooooo, blackberry pancakes at IHOP! I haven't had dinner yet. Also, look how fancy my readers are, you go guys!)
5% Use iPad (WOW, show off, you guys think you're just so special don't you, you just think you're so much better than the rest of us (yes that's jealousy))
4% Use a crystal ball (I wonder if they're reading today's post or tomorrows?)
1% Are reading over someone else's shoulder ( Dude, that's so freaking annoying, write down the site and read it on your own computer "AisforRandom.blogspot.com")
5% Are laying on the floor while someone reads it to them ( hey, when you're reading it, do you automatically make the necessary grammatical changes or do you read it the way it's written?).
Any who, my stats break down like this (I made a really cool pie graph, but blogger (big gooey masser) likes to mess up my plans):
40% Use Windows
20% Use Macintosh
15% Use BlackBerrys ( If this was a pie chart it would be blackberry, don't get me wrong Apple (hehe) is good, but I'm in the mood to stain my teeth)
10% Use iPhones (oooooo, blackberry pancakes at IHOP! I haven't had dinner yet. Also, look how fancy my readers are, you go guys!)
5% Use iPad (WOW, show off, you guys think you're just so special don't you, you just think you're so much better than the rest of us (yes that's jealousy))
4% Use a crystal ball (I wonder if they're reading today's post or tomorrows?)
1% Are reading over someone else's shoulder ( Dude, that's so freaking annoying, write down the site and read it on your own computer "AisforRandom.blogspot.com")
5% Are laying on the floor while someone reads it to them ( hey, when you're reading it, do you automatically make the necessary grammatical changes or do you read it the way it's written?).
a; thank you!
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