Saturday, March 5, 2011

Wow, great timing google

Logged on today to see how many hits I've had and guess what! With in 24 hours of making enough from google adsense to get a check cut I get a notice saying I won't be paid because I had invalid ad clicks. What makes it invalid? They can't and won't say, they just don't like it. Huh. 

Wow google, you just got over $100 of free advertising you suddenly don't have to pay for. How does it feel to have 100% free profit just because you feel like it. What are you, the East India Company? I have worked my ASS OFF to get my name out and I was doing it for less than $2.50 a post.  Now, it appears I was doing it to be taken advantage of.  Awesome, way to go, I have so much respect for your company now. I will for now and forever discourage the use of google adsense.

What did me in Google Adsense?

Is it because of the "Google Launch" joke, because really, way to be a bad sport. If you had just sad it hurt your feelings I would have taken you out for a cupcake and we could have hugged it out. 

Did my post on anti-sleeping aids give you nightmares? Because there are no monsters under your bed, you could have looked using google maps. 

Or was it corn car? Did it make you feel different because you're a multi million dollar conglomerate and therefor as a single being can not ride in a car and actually play corn car. Because I bet someone somewhere can make you a computer game where you could.

Really, I've always liked you google. We used to get along so well, you were always there to help me when arguments, figure out homework problems, and embarrassing medical conditions I didn't want to ask people about. 

I know you've taken over spell checker too, because all the uncapitalized google's have squiggly red lines, but capitalization denotes a certain amount of respect and I have no respect for you anymore google, so I will not capitalize it. Here are things I respect more than you and will continue to capitalize:

  • Hippies
  • Brussel Sprouts 
  • David Spade
  • David Hasselhoff
  • Mimes
  • Snooty waiters
  • Yes men
  • Wal-mart
  • McDonalds 

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