Sunday, April 10, 2011

When I grow up (out)

There are several things I would like to do when I am obviously and heavily pregnant. They are

  • Pretend it's a food baby  (I was so hungry)
  • Act oblivious and then offended when people ask how far along I am
  • Tell people I'm  52 weeks when asked (elephants won't have nuthin on me!)
  • Lose my emotional cool on someone and then act like it didn't happen 
  • Get stuck in an elevator and pretend to go into labor (I will have many many elevator rides)

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