There are several things I would like to do when I am obviously and heavily pregnant. They are
- Pretend it's a food baby (I was so hungry)
- Act oblivious and then offended when people ask how far along I am
- Tell people I'm 52 weeks when asked (elephants won't have nuthin on me!)
- Lose my emotional cool on someone and then act like it didn't happen
- Get stuck in an elevator and pretend to go into labor (I will have many many elevator rides)
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